[It's Afternoon. There is a video of a dark haired man with a strange silver zipper down the center of his head. He looks a little agitated as he stares at the video, his hand running over the top of his head as if checking himself out of habit, then fixing his very torn jacket in front ( Read more... )

...ah...

Geez, lighten up on an old guy, wouldja? Just because I miss runnin' off to adventure like... you... kids...

...o-kay...Uh, well then. Guess that's a good trick you pulled on me, huh! Droppin' me off in the middle of a field like this... guys? Guys?! C'mon, do you know how much grief I'm gonna get if I don't make it back to the office ( Read more... )

*The Joker sets his communicator down and laces his fingers together, smiling a smile that shows a few too many teeth.*

So, other than avoiding being eaten, what does a chap do to pass the time around here, hm?

Daddy's getting restless.

[ Hyde has clicked on, and he looks more like shit than usualAlright, man, so I lost this notebook for about two months. Two months of staying in shelters. You know what happens in those shelters? Those things you hear from your dad about prison- doesn't have crap on it. And I thought this thing was gone forever too, man. Not that I like write a ( Read more... )

[fumble fumble.]

First two weeks here already. It's almost normal life.

... Kind of normal life.

A little normal? [Pause.] ...No, I'm lying.

So I heard I need to get a job before people yell at me. I'd VERY much like to let people know I am not lazy. Just adjusting.  I actually used to be a TV producer for a big news station back home. [AND ( Read more... )

[Steven is sitting in a chair, slouching, writing in his magic notebook with a pipe hanging out of his mouth.So question- I'm not the only one just a little grossed out by the naked butler service am I ( Read more... )

[The video comes on, showing a blank ceiling.] Crap. Damn stupid... [Video goes wonky until it shows Jubilee, holding a bottle of Seven Crown in one hand. Several empty beer bottles clink together]

So! [a wave of the bottle] Not only is this snowstorm sucking all the joy out of the damned world, but... [a swig of whiskey] but... where was I? Oh! ( Read more... )

So, like, whats going on with all the killings, man? This because of the monsters outside, because last I knew monsters don't have the kind of dexterity to cut out a "heart-shaped" piece of skin off the sole of someone's foot. Am I the only one who thinks there's something else going on here? Not that I'd really do anything to stop it from ( Read more... )

[Hyde is leaning back, with a huuuuge smile on his face]

Alright, so am I like the only guy out there who thought this was the best damn day ever?

I mean, I walk out and its like... eye candy. Sure, they're strippers. Some might believe they're skanky, trashy, low class.... but hey, there's one girl out there for everyone. I don't like saying ( Read more... )

Ace here.~

Everyone, you oughta know how great Club 24 is! I'm working there now and-- Oh, by the way Sam, can I be bumped to fulltime? That one fella was totally asking for his pants to get set on fire. Wasn't a thing I could do about it. This "waitering" thing is pretty easy. I'm sure I've got the hang of it.. Not bad for my first job, eh ( Read more... )